Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
