Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Randomize
