Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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