Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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