on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
These tits shall not be calmed
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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