Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I touched a dick in church today
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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