My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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