I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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