Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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