Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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