How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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