: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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