Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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