office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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