She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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