I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Randomize
