woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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