You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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