have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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