doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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