But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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