You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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