so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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