sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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