I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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