There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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