We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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