My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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