speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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