hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
A bitchslap is in order.
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