It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dicks are not precious.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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