i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
How external is "for external use only"?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses youâ€
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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