Don't you send me to vm
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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