Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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