So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
