Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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