Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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