a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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