if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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