Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
handjob tips. give me some.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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