The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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