he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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