how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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