Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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