I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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