It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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