I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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