i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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