did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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