this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize