She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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