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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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