Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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